Cat Burglar

If I saw this feline in a lineup at a local precinct, I would recognize his tabby stripes, eyes and pointy ears. It was Felix, no doubt, the cat owned by the Alvaro and Javiar at the local bike shop. Well, I’m not sure if owned is the correct word, but Felix would hang out underneath an abandoned car while […]

And the Ground Moved

There is always a possibility of earthquakes in South America. Last week, a devastating quake destroyed parts of Columbia. On Friday, August 14, at 3 pm in Peru, there was a statewide Earthquake evacuation drill. Everyone in the country was heading for cover under a support beams and seismic safety zone circles when the alarm made phones nationwide sound like […]

Fool’s Gold!

Museo Oro del Perú y Armas del Mundo It was the stupidest thing I’ve done in my life, since dropping my phone off a cliff in Vietnam. This stupid thing? Opening a one-thousand piece jigsaw puzzle, otherwise known as the ultimate time toilet, one that I’m fearing contains only nine-hundred and ninety nine. This time-sucking interlocking masterpiece is Gustav’s Klimt’s […]

Mountain Turtle

Okay, so this humungo Huayhuash hike begins Friday morning, at 2 am when the van picks me up from the akilpo hotel and I take a seven hour journey to the trail head in Matacancha. (Thst is why I brought my butt donut). So what have I been doing while waiting? Two days of acclimating, wandering through cuy markets and […]

Limathon

I hobbled over to the finish line near Lima’s Kennedy Parque on Sunday morning, where only one feline dared to be out. It was the Lima 2026 Marathon. This annual event brings throngs of people to the city. Some are serious athletes (like the winner below), but others go for the fun. The runners represented several countries as well as […]

Bucket list

I live as if you only die once. I can think of three vivid days when I thought I would die, of have that infamous kick- the-bucket day. Once in Vietnam, another in Thailand, the third, going inside an abandoned mine in Peru. There were countless defying death days in China, where I’d risk my life just by crossing the […]

Time Travel

A week has seven days, 168 hours or 10,080 minutes theoretically. But in Peru, you can cram in thousands of years. More than potatoes or ceviche stands or presidential candidates, this country has history. Start with sexy women…no, not those pious women but sexy women, the tourist-friendly pronunciation of Sacsayhuaman, the citadel on the northeorthen outskirts of Cusco, not Costco, […]