There are a few phrases I hate muttering in the kitchen. Today it was this:
If you drop a spoon in the coffee grinder, don’t wait a week before getting it out.
Here are a few other gems I hope I never have to say:
#1. No eating out of the compost bucket.
#2. If a clean plate touches your armpit hair while putting it away, it’s no longer clean.
#3. No eating out of the trash can.
#4. Killing a cockroach with the food inspector certificate isn’t funny.
#5 The liquid oozing out of a forty pound bag of chicken should never confused with chicken drippings.
#6 If you find a tumor in the meat, don’t post a picture on instagram
#7 Do not wash cooked meat and reuse it.
#8 Hair nets can double as beard nets
#9 Washing your hands after eating out of the compost bucket or trash can doesn’t make it OK.
#10 Fingers are not a serving utensil.