Go fly a Fengzheng

MarkStraightOnCU

You think it would be easy.

I brought my kite from the USA to China, which sounds as ludicrous  as Anheuser Busch importing their own rice to this country to make Budweiser beer.

In China,   fengzheng  flying (pronounced phone-jen)   is a serious hobby, where  yeyes, (wise grandfathers) rule the skies and teach youngsters the ropes.

Or in my case, give advice on how to untangle a three thousand feet of kite line.

I hauled my kite  nine thousand miles from the Windy City to Kunming to fly with the masters.  And while the box kite survived the flight, my  kite string did not, the plastic reel cracking to smithereens, having the power to slice your fingers into human hash browns if the kite started soaring.

That’s when I decided to go  to the fengzheng man at Kunming’s Bird and Flower Market, where I  purchased this state of the art kite winder, something that looked  like it could reel in my marlin.

Easy Breezy, I thought.

Kite

But within thirty seconds of take off, my kite was down, the line as tangled as a down spider web.

A real fan, or mess.

A few of the  yeyes helped me with my mess, with their white hair and toothless grins, but after ten minutes, they wised up and took off. Luckily, my students came to the rescue.   It took about 4 hours to detangle, along with a bribe of a few  Dove bars and a “get out of homework” one time pass.

MarkBehind

The next day, my students and I braved the skies again. This time, we did better. No knots, no tangles,  Just a lot of fun.

Other useful words for the kite enthusiast:

Stop! tíng

Let your line out! shàng

You really messed up your three thousand meters of line. Mafan

 

5 comments to “Go fly a Fengzheng”
  1. I brought home a box kite from China. It was beautiful. Made out of bamboo and printed silk.
    We saw the men flying them and couldn’t resist.
    Randy tried to fly it in Bushnell but it was too windy.
    I’ll get another if I visit China again

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