OK. I admit. I’m not I’m not part of SAG but I just recorded an emergency cable car announcement for the Jin Bo Cable company. It’s not cable as in Direct TV, but as cable as in cable cars. It’s located directly across from the school I work at in Kunming, China and they wanted an English voice over for their “In Case Of Emergency” announcement. 
I won’t get paid any royalties, but I might be able to snake a few rides. They wanted a native English speaker, and uh, yes, I put on my creative director’s hat and de-Chenglished the script before hitting the recording booth (which was just our school library and an HuaWei phone.